• Name: Cowler Mills
• Tumblr Name: cowlligator
• Nickname: Cowl
• Birthday: 17 May
• Age: 19
• Location: Richmond
• Current School/Job: Virginia Commonwealth for Creative Advertising/ Waiter
• Status: Available
• Random Fact About You: I’m short.
• Hobbies/Interests: on and off blogging. binge reading. sketching. being sketchy. travel. procrastinating. riding bikes.
• Do you smoke/drink?: all the time. 
• Favorite Tumblrs: the ones who read these things.
• Why Tumblr?: Habit.

nobody understands how much I hate learning.

i’m an alligator.

get it cowlligator?

I’m cute.

Drunk too!

it’s 3am.3am.3am.3am.3am

is it logical to fear that every christmas this song will be covered by lady gaga to the tune of poker face?

because i think it is and i’m always right.

nobody understands how much I hate going to classes.

No stat 210 I don’t remember anything from high school.

No urbs 120 I don’t want to watch that movie for 2 hours

No urbs 340 I don’t understand your chinese accent.

None of those classes are even relevant to my major, but they’re one of many useless pre-reqs.

IF YOU’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL DON’T GO TO COLLEGE

I hope I grow up to be a horrible art director and people are like “Where did you go to college, Harlem?”

i’m a server and when i don’t make money i feel like a prostitute that gave 50 blow jobs and only made 40 dollars and i don’t have a pimp to kill anybody. 

:)

i want to die

(via jennyjstone)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvS1zgr_N-U