December 2009
18 posts
charley is trying to convince me to shave my head...
uuuuala:
wish i had dem balls.
dooo ittt, fionnnnuuualaaaaaaaa
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-27) →
some things upset me more than they should
like how when I open the cabinet and I see we have cheerios but they’re not the honey nut.
But then my roommates don’t eat them and neither do I. So then I wonder why we just didn’t get honey nut.
we’re grown ups, we can handle the extra sugar.
ps: going crazy. i’ma go buy tequila.
every time I eat "I can't believe it's not butter"...
I’m like, “No really though, this tastes like fucking butter.” But I’m always alone, sooo
Hey Life!
Wait, can I put you on hold, I have a true life marathon to watch followed by Teen Mom. Thanks life, you’ll be there after I’m done right?
did you hang up? are you there?
I came home for Christmas this year
and my family was all like, “lol”.
It's like
you either tip me over 20% on Christmas Eve, or I spit in your food next time you come in to eat. It’s really that simple.
lol snow
get the fuck out of my life
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13) →
whatever
i’m just only going to watch movies with “sunshine” in the title.
if i had a gun for every time I had a problem
i wouldn’t have any problems anymore.
lamest day of my life
sundays are not my fundays
i don’t want to get better at video games
i fucking hate everything, like yeahhhh
watching "the cable guy"
because it’s 5am.
because it’s 5am.
because it’s 5am.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6) →
Good morning!
i wish i were in a coma instead of alive, right now.
pork2k:
tinybirds:
(from someone’s fb q&a)
How many kids do you want to have? If I could have negative kids somehow, I would. Like, father a negative baby, destroying an already existing baby somewhere else on earth.