I’m Cowl and I hate you too.Tumblr (3.0; @cowlligator)http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/<p>Wait, can I put you on hold, I have a true life marathon to watch followed by Teen Mom. <br/>Thanks life, you’ll be there after I’m done right?</p> <p>did you hang up? are you there?</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/303208177http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/303208177Sun, 27 Dec 2009 16:12:52 -0500<p>and my family was all like, “lol”.</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/300333318http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/300333318Fri, 25 Dec 2009 16:35:00 -0500<p>you either tip me over 20% on Christmas Eve, or I spit in your food next time you come in to eat. It’s really that simple.</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/298862422http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/298862422Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:43:00 -0500<img src="http://11.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuzpidEC6J1qzoao2o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my face when someone tells me that they actually listen to the jonas brothers</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/292983164http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/292983164Mon, 21 Dec 2009 01:47:01 -0500<p>get the fuck out of my life</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/291214227http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/291214227Sat, 19 Dec 2009 23:21:00 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/millsjk/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1260705600">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-13)</a>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/284495174http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/284495174Tue, 15 Dec 2009 04:52:59 -0500<p>i’m just only going to watch movies with “sunshine” in the title.</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/284179427http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/284179427Mon, 14 Dec 2009 23:33:45 -0500<p>i wouldn’t have any problems anymore.</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/282694486http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/282694486Sun, 13 Dec 2009 23:19:04 -0500<p><ul> <li>lamest day of my life</li> <li>sundays are not my fundays</li> <li>i don’t want to get better at video games</li> <li>i fucking hate everything, like yeahhhh</li> </ul></p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/281992338http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/281992338Sun, 13 Dec 2009 14:19:16 -0500<p>because it’s 5am.</p> <p>because it’s 5am.</p> <p>because it’s 5am.</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/281508360http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/281508360Sun, 13 Dec 2009 04:59:29 -0500<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kujt0yQk911qzu73fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://pork2k.tumblr.com/post/280402403/heh">pork2k</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>heh</p> </blockquote> <p>Miss Chanandler Bong</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/280630385http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/280630385Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:29:41 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/millsjk/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1260100800">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)</a>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/275093797http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/275093797Tue, 08 Dec 2009 16:37:21 -0500<p>i wish i were in a coma instead of alive, right now.</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/274920058http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/274920058Tue, 08 Dec 2009 13:40:37 -0500<p><a href="http://pork2k.tumblr.com/post/271854739/tinybirds-from-someones-fb-q-a-how-many">pork2k</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://tinybirds.tumblr.com/post/271853542/from-someones-fb-q-a-how-many-kids-do-you-want">tinybirds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>(from someone’s fb q&a)</p> <p><b>How many kids do you want to have?</b><br/>If I could have negative kids somehow, I would. Like, father a negative baby, destroying an already existing baby somewhere else on earth.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/272810554http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/272810554Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:45:12 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/millsjk/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1259496000">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-29)</a>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/264470098http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/264470098Mon, 30 Nov 2009 23:57:07 -0500<p>i woke up at 530 today, but I don’t have to work until 1030.</p> <p>I’m so tired, and I have to work a 10 hour shift.</p> <p>I live like I’m dead.</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/259469629http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/259469629Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:30:20 -0500<p>you’re ruined.</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/259467217http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/259467217Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:26:41 -0500<a href="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/471580402.html">My favorite Craigslist Posting. whatever, i don't even know what an internet is</a>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/259455275http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/259455275Fri, 27 Nov 2009 08:08:06 -0500<p>and there’s 0 guilt.</p> <p>mmmmmmmohyeah</p>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/258850533http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/258850533Thu, 26 Nov 2009 19:48:49 -0500<a href="http://www.last.fm/user/millsjk/charts?charttype=weekly&date_to=1258891200">My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-22)</a>http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/255714435http://cowlligator.tumblr.com/post/255714435Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:24:49 -0500